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by The Sultanian Menace of Sultan. . 102 reads.

The West Pacific Info

WARNING: The following information is loosely based info that I have seen on TWP. Some parts of it may or may not be true. Please do not take this as an offense, this is solely a joke and should not be taken seriously.

Have fun!

The West Pacific is a massive, efficient region, ruled by The Lavender Delegate of Giovanniland with an iron fist, and renowned for its hate of fun, frequent banjections and mega-long posts. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11,000 West Pacificans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic delegate, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the nations as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Serious RP, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Fun and Kindness are ignored.

The all-consuming West Pacific economy, worth 700 quadrillion USD a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and delegate-owned industry, with private enterprise, advertising, and the posting of factbooks illegal. The private sector mostly consists of new nations trying to trade, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 2,000,000 USD, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3 times as much as the poorest.

Any spammers caught in the region are immediately banjected, all nations are obligated to not have fun, people who post any sort of factbook on the RMB without the delegate's approval has their post supressed, and no nation can have any fun RP. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very good LC force. The West Pacific's regional faction is CARD, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to The Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and its reginal religion is Humorlessness.

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