by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

1

DispatchAccountOther

by The great capitalists. . 1 reads.

Massive fans on the rise

The people of The Great Capitalists are thriving more than ever before. The wages are going up, companies are growing, and most important of all, the economy has grown to incredible heights over the period of 12 hours. Whenever people see the great president of The Great Capitalists, they grovel at the feet of their great leader who made this all possible, no matter their wealth or status, showing great respect and adoration. Some went so far as to breaking into his home to give him wads of cash and gold. Other extremists are eating cash with the president's face imprinted on it to consume the great essence of their near god figure. Many got diarrhea after that, but they kept doing it anyway.

Whenever there is a parade showing off the country's military might, many try to go over the fence to join the march, so much so that officials started considering putting up makeshift recruitment centers right next to the parade. However, most of the centers were overwhelmed by the people rushing in to sign up. Some were disappointed they had to wear military uniforms and take off their big masks of the president but grudgingly accepted after recruitment officers struck up a deal with the supporters to allow them to put on tattoos of the president's face.

The great capitalists

RawReport