Laws of Coldonia

You're stealing: right to jail.

Playing music too loud: right to jail, right away.

Driving too fast: jail.

Too slow? Jail.

You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: go right to jail.

You undercook fish? Believe it or not, jail.

You overcook chicken, also jail. Undercook, overcook.

You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, jail, right away. We have the best patients in the world because of jail.

jk we're working on it