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Lurking with the Levachians

Lurking with the Levachians is a TV show that airs on INTVBC at 9 pm on Wednesdays. Three seasons of varying numbers of episodes were produced that depicted the news of the region in a comedic style. Created in Levachia, the show received international praise for its masterful display of the news. Running from 25th-31st of January, the show was canceled on 1st February after the assassination of Levachian President Ronald K. Archmann but returned for a second season on 18th February following an executive order from his successor, Magnus Martyim. The second season ran until the 5th Alliance of Eros Presidential Election, whence it was canceled after releasing 3 episodes. The third season was initially as an April fool's joke but continued to run afterward, before being put on hold during the 6th Erosian Presidential Election, then returning for its 4th season on 4/20/2021. It was the longest season since the first installment, running for 6 episodes. The program did not continue for some time, however, it returned for one special episode on the eve of the 8th Erosian Presidential Elections, then did not run again until the 6th, and longest, season began to show on the 20th of July 2021, running for 9 episodes. The 7th and final season was announced on the 14th of October 2021 and ran 6 episodes until once again being canceled on November 1st after the sudden death of Levachian president Magnus Martyim.

Episodes

Each episode as it appeared in the regional WFE.

Season 1

Episode 1


TONIGHT, ON LURKING WITH THE LEVACHIANS
-BREAKING NEWS
No WA Delegate recognized as chaos erupts in Eros!
Qualified medical professionals confirm President of Eros has serious case of "Losing Power" Syndrome as Izmaylovskiy's amnesia (once again) unseats the RM Islands!

-Old Stories
Izmaylovskiy's forgetfulness possible sign of amnesia - renowned doctor says "Even crack doesn't mess someone up like that"

Horse dung newest addition to high end restaurants in Raven Morocco Islands after Imperial Order, tourists flee
Who is Frickening 5? Sources suggest new random kid could be Donald Trump Jr.

Episode 2


TONIGHT, ON LURKING WITH THE LEVACHIANS

BREAKING NEWS
Victorious EMC men return home after doing nothing for 3 damn weeks.

-Old Stories
Tanoia voted stupidest nation in the world for the 2nd year running, Tanoian Embassy registers strong note of protest with the Government of Levachia for the incredible recognition.

Levachian journalist summoned by Salty Mountain for warning regarding comments on nuclear arsenal, journalist claims she was sponsored by Victoslavia to do it.
RMI's newest law - execution for those who criticize horses. An analysis by our legal correspondent on why this law is the smartest climate protection law since Levachia's Green Project.

Episode 3

Tsar of Izmaylovskiy, President Archmann, and Raven Empress to meet at peace conference and military parade in Iyli, Queen of Nevi land gets ignored
69th annual pp measuring competition to be held in Levachia - unsurprisingly, President Archmann is a top contender

Episode 4


TONIGHT, ON LURKING WITH THE LEVACHIANS

BREAKING NEWS
MASSIVE! Levachia wages war on Nevi Land after keeping the Empress of The Raven Morocco Islands in house arrest at the President's Palace and stealing all of the Ravenian Navy's ships that arrived in Levachia! More in the telegrams sent!
Is Emperor Aidan of Isonests smoking premium Izmaylovskiy weed? Our analysts on the growing menace of drug use for supposed "governmental reasons”
ANALYSIS on how Ronald Archmann is capable of being such a madlad!


FACT CHECK: Ronald Archmann is indeed a madlad, but the second place madlad, the number one madlad would be Joe Frank Kennedy

Episode 5

Emperor Aidan of Isonest admits to smoking premium Izamylovskiy pot, claims it has “nothing to do with how I do my job”
Raven Empress annoyed at being in the palace, says “I need to go home and prepare for the party, you paupers!”
President of SKM attempts to order dead people to be alive again, renowned doctor says “he must be on that Izmaylovskiy weed too”

Episode 6

President Ronald K. Archmann dies, aged 55. "Levachia has been widowed."

Episode 7

TONIGHT, ON LURKING WITH THE LEVACHIANS
The last edition of the Lurkin' with the Levachians, in memoriam of President Archmann.
Annual PP Competition results out! President Andrew Moore wins, with Joe Kennedy a close second!
Winners, be sure to check your mailboxes! Moore will receive a GOLDEN PHALLUS. Consolation prize for Emperor Aidan for (drumroll) THE SMALLEST PP IN THE REGION* who shall receive a MAGNIFYING GLASS for night-time navigation in bed.
Kennedy's Kremlin is a masterpiece according to renowned author K.R. Jowling

Season 2

Episode 1


TONIGHT ON LURKIN' WITH THE LEVACHIANS!
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By Executive Decree 1136, President Magnus Martyim has reinstated Eros' FAVORITE SHOW -Lurkin' With the Levachians!
TOP STORIES
- Izmaylovskiy's government officially designates Victor Strokin as "mentally ill"**.
- "Horse" most favorite porn tag in RMI, reveals Levachian think tank CyberEye.
- Leadership crisis in Eros as the Supreme Leader attempts to overthrow the savior of truth, Izmaylovskiy, from his position. 10 reasons why YOU should save Izmaylovskiy.

Episode 2


TONIGHT ON LURKIN' WITH THE LEVACHIANS!

TOP STORIES
- Annual Eros IQ Test [World Leaders Edition] to be conducted in - you guessed it - IYLI!
- President Martyim "furious" about recent cover-ups in the Eros map, vows to use military action to vanquish Neviland if needed.
- The great Hamoodi habibi's past with Joe Kennedy's (anime pillow) girlfriend***! Our top secret exposé!

Episode 3


TONIGHT ON LURKIN' WITH THE LEVACHIANS!
Today's the last episode of LWTL! We had a lot of fun, so thank you :D
TOP STORIES
- Joe Frick Kennedy wins the IQ contest with an IQ of 169! Emperor Aidan's negative results**** worrisome, claims the P.M. of Isonests
- Levachia - the greatest nation in (199 days of) the history of Eros, according to neutral political analysts based in C̵̀̕͢I͏̶̵͜Ţ̸̧͜Ý͡.
- Price of Izmaylovskiyan weed rockets up by 200% in retaliation of the unseating of our most emo V.P.
- Breaking the records for the longest unofficial term as President of Eros - Tsarist tablencia!

Season 3

Episode 1

Boss level chads from Levachia's ErosNewz agency looted the Erosian Public Information Department, and hacked into the systems to bring to you - LURKIN WITH THE LEVACHIANS

Lurking with the Levachians is Eros' all-time favourite show, according to a recent poll conducted by Savanyu uborka
Levachian Air Force drops dead ponies on Cubo, capital of The Raven Morocco Islands; Air Force General promoted to Chief of Staff
forgot others

Episode 2

And TONIGHT on Lurkin with the Levachians!



Sources claim Tanoai is eyeing an annexation of Rufferia, as personnel resign in hordes over complicated plans of Emperor Mateo
President Martyim of Levachia extends condolences to Victoslavia as it is proven beyond doubt that General Secretary Emperor Strokin is now no longer sane.
Oliveriaa - a new kid on the block, who now has access to all of the Eros' funds. Puppet? Spy? Our experts' take on this mysterious nation reveals astonishing details.

Episode 3

And TONIGHT on Lurkin with the Levachians!



Insiders confirm that the government of F fascism is run by children under the age of 12, in light of the unveiling of a new flag which they call "abstract art". Child rights lawyers furious.
Best nation of the region - The anaskan islands (as of this episode's release). The voting system is "clearly biased", claims furious diplomats from Izmaylovskiy.
New song poking fun at The Raven Morocco Islands is the most popular single in ALL of Eros, with Levachian singer Ihatehorses being nominated for "Artist of the Year".

Episode 4

And TONIGHT on Lurkin with the Levachians!


General Secretary Strokin's deranged antics condemned. Leaders voice concerns over the future of Victoslavia after shocking footage revealed Strokin playing tag with a bunch of kids in central Cubo following diplomatic talks.
Four-time President of the Alliance of Eros, Levachia, deserves to host the capital of Eros, claims Foreign Minister of Oliveriaa
Ihatehorses declared "Best Artist" in the Eros MTV Awards, after jury awards "perfect 10" to hit single "Horses are sh*t".

Episode 5

And TONIGHT on Lurkin with the Levachians!


President Martyim orders immediate ending of LWTL after spineless fools from SKM claim the only reason Levachia holds its position as Secretary of Internal Affairs is for "entertainment".
Embarrassments abound as Gen.Sec. Strokin found requesting the LWTL staff to cut it out with the negative news.
Tanoai believes votes by puppets are legitimate, as Eros votes with an astounding majority in favor of Iyli being denoted as capital region of the region.

Season 4

Episode 1

Victoslavia 24
The program that turns on-
a familiar opening theme plays...
AAAAND TONIGHT, ON LURKIN WITH THE LEVACHIANS


President Martyim issues executive order punishing treasonous acts with regards to endorsements
Tanoai to go to war with SKM?? Questions arise over whether the EMC will get their hands dirty.
The Raven Morocco Islands faces MASSIVE criticism as human rights lawyers are arrested en masse.

Episode 2

AAAAND TONIGHT, ON LURKIN WITH THE LEVACHIANS


Protests occur in Teo City as citizens demand that war be immediately ceased.
Levachian journalist found murdered in The Raven Morocco Islands, fingers pointed at establishment for "repressing dissent". Nations join Levachia in condemning the extrajudicial killing.
F Fascism leaves The Communist Bloc in disgust, returning to the region that is clearly better.

Episode 3

AAAAND TONIGHT, ON LURKIN WITH THE LEVACHIANS


Sources in the Presidential Palace, Iyli, claim Martyim has chosen appointments to the ECJ.
Madlads in Mechendi behead horses in solidarity with kin of murdered Levachian journalist.
Tanoai's new region - would you join?

Episode 4

AAAAND TONIGHT, ON LURKIN WITH THE LEVACHIANS


PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE CHAD WHO LEFT US
Do you wish to join Tanoai's region (Eros is better) and accept a government position? Just notify Region tanoai!

Episode 5

Lurkin' with the Levachians
"coz screw Star Wars"



Socialist 3?? Illuminati confirmed! Our hero Martyim opposes the OBVIOUSLY UNNECESSARY conference, yet again saving the day.
War with GMR? Meet this local donut shop owner who gives FREE DONUTS to people who think the war is useless.
Levachia once again voted "Best Nation of the World" by Tanoaian citizens who think it's better than their own country

Episode 6

LWTL EPISODE 6969 or idfk SKM knows what episode this is


The word "chad" voted best word of Eros! A look at this favorite semantic masterpiece in the Erosian lexicon, coined by the biggest chad of them all, Magnus Martyim!
CONFIRMED Government of F fascism plans on using Izmaylovskiy weed as their new currency, as the leader gets high on live TV!
GMR virgins claim OG boss-level chad Victoslavia IS A SPY?!!
SPECIAL BONUS ARTICLE! Nations of Eros congratulate Oliveriaa for the "Eros Book of Law", and the Eros Bank website

Season 5

Episode 1


Cxrtifixd x SKM Presents : SIKE FOOL YOU THOUGHT
Massive boss level music plays
It's time for LURKIN WITH THE LEVACHIANS!
PSA Lol Listen Up Apes
If you wish to contest in the 8TH PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS (because SKM was a stupid boi and didn't do it right) notify Levachia within 24 hours.

Season 6

Episode 1

THREAT LEVEL 3
-
-
s t a t i c n o i s e s
BIRD? PLANE? SUPERMAN? NO, IT'S SOMETHING MUCH BETTER -
IT'S SEASON 6 OF - LURKIN WITH THE LEVACHIANS!


F fascism vs Cxrtifixd?! Who will win this EPIC fight?
Oskar Schindler SECRETLY GAY?!
Who the f*ck is Vul handa? Our sources claim this mysterious chad is indeed YET ANOTHER 9 YEAR OLD

Episode 2

THREAT LEVEL 69
- Lurkin With The Levachians is BACK
- Eros has been SAVED


Victoslavia's latest budget aims to increase hentai exports by 300%!
SHOCKING!! As Oliveriaa's term comes to an end, election experts predict that the next President will be yet ANOTHER SKM puppet.
Cxrtifixd is jealous of EROS' BEST SHOW, as yet another nation becomes a FAN of LWTL!!

Episode 3

Tsar Maksym II reveals his cooking skills in viral video as he shows Izmaylovskiyians how to properly roast HORSE MEAT!!
Anonymous personal secretary to Emperor Mateo of Tanoai confirms that the emperor sets the threat levels for the region on the basis of the dish of the day!!! We wonder what he had for lunch yesterday...
From the LWTL staff, a BIG WELCOME to SKM's newest puppet, New morno!*****

Episode 4

THREAT LEVEL 1
- Lurkin With The Levachians is BACK
- Eros has been SAVED


The EMC fails - TWICE?! Defenders thwart Erosian liberation efforts worldwide, as hundreds of ground-level commanders are urged to explain the reasons behind our defeat.
Sources from F fascism claim that their leader's secret voodoo ritual was behind the EMC's poor showing!
Joe "Mama" Kennedy promises a counter-strike as Tanoai lowers the Threat Level to 1 after getting to eat strawberry cheesecake.

Episode 5

THREAT LEVEL 1
- Lurkin With The Levachians is BACK
- Eros has been SAVED


Agents from SKM seen robbing precious valuables from Izmaylovskiyian embassies throughout the region, as bigwigs in Saant-Instetet mull fighting against a non-existent nation.
Tsar Maksym II given Levachian citizenship as millions of Izmaylovskiyians praise President Martyim.
EMC's liberation efforts in vain as some ASSes force our brave troops out of Arecrtykey.

Episode 6


Jojo Frick Kennedy's favorite book - 1894?? Gripping thriller or possible state of affairs in SKM? A superfan or a closeted lover of Orge Georgwell? Our experts analyze!
H*ntai exports from Victoslavia reach record numbers as the state's financial regulator considers changing the currency to something more appeasing.
Election staff in SKM fired as nobody turns up to run for President!

Episode 7

BREAKING NEWS: Government of SKM found attempting to exert influence over fair and completely inoffensive journalism by altering the LWTL headlines!!!
Levachian delegation SILENCED by authoritarian regime as the President of Levachia orders immediate Cabinet meeting to "discuss Levachia's future with Eros".
Chad Strokin set to win the (totally unbiased and definitely-not-controlled-by-SKM) presidential elections!

Episode 8

After losing the sobriquet of "EROS' BEST NEWS", the Eros Bugle staff have now decided to hone their culinary skills by unveiling their newest product - EROS BAGEL! Make sure you try the free sample distributed at all SKM embassies region-wide!
The EMC has been in Jewish Cataism for far too long! The Levachian Senate pushes for an immediate withdrawal, as chads stationed with the 9th Tactical Brigade frantically attempt to set a defense mechanism!
The most sus (and probably most inactive) president of the region, Oliveriaa's term comes to an end!

Episode 9

Levachia's Parliament has authorized the cessation of The Raven Morocco Islands's designation as a "state sponsor of terrorism" in what is seen as an effort to boost relations.
Joe Frick Kennedy appears SCARED in new leaked viral video as a NEW system of tallying wars appears to end SKM's (biased) reign over military combat.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FAIRER WARS YALL THATS THE BEST NEWS

Season 7

Episode 1

THREAT LEVEL 0
- NEW!! Eros Trade Routes and Resources map Version 1.2
- ELECTION HAS STARTED!!


1 DAY LEFT OF THE ELECTION! Victoslavia IS WINNING BY A LANDSLIDE! (7 WA VOTES!) WILL RMI BE ABLE TO CATCH UP? STAYED TUNED - buzzing noises
oh man
is this what i think it is
you're damn right it is
it's Lurking With The Levachians!!

- SKM has made so many puppets - he's turned into one!
- Why voting for Victoslavia will make you 10x smarter!
- Citizens of Eros cheer in the streets as LWTL makes a STUNNING comeback!

Episode 2

THREAT LEVEL 0
- NEW!! Eros Trade Routes and Resources map Version 1.2
- ELECTION HAS STARTED!!


A war?! CRINGE. It's time to KILL the cringe with some 👏LWTL👏
- Seven time "Chad of Eros", Izmaylovskiy, declares war on 32478298347972 nations MINUTES after coming back from a CTE. We believe an eighth title is on the way!
- Levachia's policy of neutrality and why, yet again, Eros' BEST nation has made the RIGHT choice
- Emperor Mateo of Tanoai secretly eats HORSE MEAT 😲! Our experts analyze how this will affect relations with RMI.
- VICTOSLAVIA WINS THE ELECTIONS!!!

Episode 3

A war?! CRINGE. It's time to KILL the cringe with some 👏LWTL👏
- GSE Strokin: "absolulty sure it wont be a Izmaylovskiy victory"
- Secret poll commissioned by Sparta0 finds that the favorite beverage in Ae-tea is actually COFFEE?!
- Former Governor of Texas, Rick ferry, makes an NS ACCOUNT?! Here's why you don't mess with Texas!
- Regions flock to Tanoai for defense agreement! Here's 10 reasons why the Illuminati just got confirmed!!

Episode 4

A war?! CRINGE. It's time to KILL the cringe with some 👏LWTL👏
- Victoslavian tanks granted access through the SAR of Dnalhrëteyutis by Governor Ruben Tër.
- Mc nilands voted most cringe nation in the world by Levachian citizens after recent declaration of war against The southern states of society.
- Cxrtifixd gets BANNED after Joe Kennedy's recent typomania orders Ministry to send あなたのお母さん a "ban" instead of a "bun".

Episode 5

THREAT LEVEL 0
- NEW!! Senate Created for the management of EROS!!!
- Z-DAY IS DONE


A war?! CRINGE. It's time to KILL the cringe with some 👏LWTL👏
- Levachia pulls off CHAD MOMENT by declaring war on stupid schmucks.
- SHOCKING! Tanoai exiles himself after "treason" as Eros scrambles to pacify Emperor Teo
- Cxrtifixd becomes NEW SUPREME GENERAL! あなたのお母さん seen struggling to fit into Emperor Teo's huge wartime boots in viral video!
- Try out these Nevi land flag-themed dildos, available at your local LevMart!
- Izmaylovskiy has officially taken a FAT L in this war! RIP!

Episode 6

THREAT LEVEL 0
- NEW!! Senate Created for the management of EROS!!!
- Z-DAY IS DONE


A war?! CRINGE. It's time to KILL the cringe with some 👏LWTL👏
- Levachia ANNOUNCES END OF THIS SEASON OF LWTL
- THOUSANDS commit suicide across Eros due to the impending depression thanks to not being able to watch - THE GREATEST SHOW ON EROS
- Magnus Martyim's cardiac arrest due to 'excess strain caused by carrying that HUGE COCK around' claim doctors. President Martyim will return to full normalcy TOMORROW.
- Wanna be President?! Telegram 'you're a FAT F**K' to SKM!

Notes

The nations and leaders involved in the asterisks (*) asked us to provide these notes:

* Emperor Aidan was only placed last because there was no data available on his pp size.
** DEAREST LEADER Victor Strokin and DEAREST LEADER Menta-Lee IL are two entirely different people.
*** Joe Frank Kennedy has a fear of pillows (he sleeps in a hammock).
**** The test likely malfunctioned due to his believed IQ of 420, but the Levachian panel refused to take down the correct result.
***** New Morno is a colony of The Raven Morocco Islands, and not an SKM puppet.

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