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by The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom. . 16 reads.

A Warning from the Coalition and Xenan Top Brass

"Attention surviving humans of Earth. This is General Nagan speaking, I have an urgent announcement. The circumstances have changed. Taking into consideration the creation and distribution of the COVID-19 virus as well as the recent increase of illegal civilian protests, the Interstellar Socialist Coalition has now reclassified the human race from a 'degenerate species' to a 'threatening species'. This means the humans are now considered a threat to both themselves and potentially other intelligent civilizations. As a consequence, the Xenan Imperial Army has been given permission to acquire weapons of mass destruction ready to be armed and fired at a moment's notice. This is our counter threat against the humans' inability to function like a proper intelligent civilization due to its rampant insubordination. Any further mass violations of interstellar law will result in the human race being reclassified a second time from a 'threatening species' to a 'rogue species', which will entail the humans' complete and total annihilation. Obey the law now and onward, or your future will be forfeit. You have been warned!"

-General Nagan

(DISCLAIMER: None of this is true, this is only a role-play quote from an avatar character. In all seriousness, however, I believe that there are a lot of people out there who should feel ashamed for taking a hard time in our lives and making it worse. You do not improve the world by destroying it. I was thinking positive about the year 2020 but now I refuse to purely out of spite. I only possess regrets in hurting people's feelings by saying this, I do not possess any regrets in expressing my disappointment and frustration.)

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