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My Worst Jokes Ever: A Collection
And guys, I want you to know that THESE ARE MY JOKES!! I CAME UP WITH THEM so please DO NOT STEAL THEM! Thanks! And now...
Please upvote if this made you smile! Or if you just want to, it makes me feel popular. I’m so sorry, I know these are terrible, but that’s the joke, I guess. It took me a long time to come up with all of these, and even longer to find most of these quotes (I think some of them don’t even work now) but enough whining about how ‘hard’ I worked!
Thank you all so much for reading, I really appreciate it. Bye.
Is this the point where I suddenly get better at writing Dispatches? Or is it a one-off? Will this Dispatch become one for the NS history books? Find out next on...Harmless Shenanigans!
(That’s a TNTMan93 reference, btw.)
I love you guys.
...No homo...?
Mid-July 2019: Just looking back at this and re-reading my astonishment at its instant popularity really makes me proud. I’m very, very happy with what I accomplished here and I remember gaping my mouth open when I woke up to see that my batch of lousy jokes had blown up. I’m eternally grateful that this happened. Unfortunately, it seems like it was a one-off after all unless I put in lots of effort into some other Dispatch, which I haven’t been doing at all lately. I might put in some more content on or before the one-year anniversary of the Dispatch’s first release, although I feel like the Unlikely Event thing kind of ruined the whole vibe. I don’t think I’ll take it out though, maybe just hide it or something. Whether this happens or not or whatever whenever wherever whoever however—ever—lol sorry—I’m still glad stuff DID happen. I’m not sure what else to say besides I love you guys (lol I sound like some huge YouTuber or something oof my ego haha) and this time homo all the way! Woo. Mwah. Byeeee!
December 2019: Just want to thank every reader again!
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