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Why You SHOULDN'T Vote for Me

Don't vote for me.

I'm serious. I was elected last term, and had a good time and all, but it's time for some fresh faces on our Factbook. Here are some of the people you could vote for instead:

CELLEDORA:
Our region is about craziness, right? Well, who's crazier than the amazing Celledora? From dyed hair to caps locks to determined originality, our government will benefit greatly from someone who doesn't give a BEEP about what anyone thinks. When Celledora decides on something, she won't stop till the job is done--and preferably some enemies squashed. Time to party? Vote Celledora!

MAESTRO 1:
Yes, craziness is always good, but we also need someone with a strong ruling hand and an iron will. Maestro always looks out for the underdog and doesn't let fun get in the way of getting a job done right. Plus, she can help control our founder Force Grey. Want a REAL government? Vote Maestro 1.

COUNTRYSTATELANDIAPLACE:
He may be a newcomer, but he knows what he's doing. Always online and willing to crack a joke or offer a helping hand, Countrystatelandiaplace has your back. His perspective, outside of the world of Nadir, is a good one to add to our council. Vote Sio for change and growth!

SORORANA:
Where do I even begin? Sororana is funny, charming, and sweet. But most of all, she's openminded. Most of us are quick to judge, but Sororana is always willing to give people second chances. She doesn't judge you on your past, but rather, who you choose to be now. With Sammy on the council, she'll help each other forgive our mistakes--and trust me, we all make a LOT of mistakes. For the peacekeeper we need, vote Sammy!

HAMILTOB:
NationStates is a rough place. The WORLD is a rough place (RIP Texas Kids). So this Region is crazy, sure, but it's also a place of refuge. It's a place of friends. And Hamiltob will help it stay that way. She always starts the day with a smile, and you can always trust her. Yeah, she might be a little sugary. But who doesn't need sugar in their tea now and then? Vote Hamiltob for a better tomorrow!

BABY PLAGUE:
Actually, no. Don't vote for Baby Plague. Please don't give Isaac power. please.

And no, this isn't reverse psychology. Why would I do that?

VOTE ALL THE OTHER CANDIDATES IN THE MAY ELECTION!!!!

The kind-of-united states

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