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United Texian Farmers 3's Deck

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EPIC CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“A bright red star at the edge of the world”
Most Secular: 289th Largest Welfare Programs: 378th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 416th
5.851 billion Ayankans. Keen interest in outer space, national health service, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“Gotta Get Em | Created April 6, 2017”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,574th Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,785th Most Scientifically Advanced: 6,556th
3.673 billion Bois. Rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Strength Through Freedom”
Most Extreme: 2,017th Most Pro-Market: 2,072nd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,121st
3.166 billion Seorabeolians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.

UNCOMMON CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Get it in!”
Nudest: 3,140th Most Conservative: 6,605th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,916th
13.162 billion Skulls. Restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Welcome to the Isle Delfino. Hail The Shine Sprites”
Largest Gambling Industry: 4,090th Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,909th Most Avoided: 6,327th
7.957 billion Isle Delfinoians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Blerspees!!!”
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,639th Most Secular: 1,777th Largest Black Market: 1,829th
4.699 billion New Blerspeesians. Deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“One people, one motherland, one destiny.”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,658th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,713th Most Advanced Public Education: 4,736th
4.787 billion Anderians. Anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“In luxem Veritas, in ignium virtus”
Most Inclusive: 2,980th Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,198th Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,427th
4.431 billion Imperia Aurans. National health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“May our empire rise, and our enemy fall.”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,222nd Most Primitive: 13,336th
4.347 billion Japanese people. Compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Gamble, now and forever”
Largest Retail Industry: 258th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 521st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 592nd
3.87 billion Nickelineans. Rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Better together”
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,921st Most Inclusive: 2,648th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,956th
3.025 billion Bonalandians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Leave that damn bird alone”
Most Inclusive: 1,310th Nicest Citizens: 2,684th Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,852nd
2.228 billion Adraens. Ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“dᶻidᶻəlal̓ič”
3.171 billion Seattleites. Museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“There are only differences in opinions”
5 billion Valancayians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Strength and Honor”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,867th Largest Black Market: 12,312th Most Conservative: 15,651st
10.797 billion Kratz Navyians. Compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Mostly Harmless”
Most Authoritarian: 9,291st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,874th Most Stationary: 13,602nd
7.292 billion North Pacific Spy Agent 29ians. Frequent executions and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“En í kvöld lýkur vetri sérhvers vinnandi manns . . .”
Most Stationary: 11,994th
6.32 billion Gaeslan 115ians. Complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“More sausages”
2.793 billion Land of biriyanians. Compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Respect for those in favor”
Largest Welfare Programs: 8,884th Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,130th Most Inclusive: 10,803rd
2.788 billion Qunexians. Irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Capitalist Paradise
“Patience is a slow killer”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,109th Most Pro-Market: 12,049th
4.454 billion Tang-Minians. Burgeoning horse population.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“En í kvöld lýkur vetri sérhvers vinnandi manns . . .”
Most Income Equality: 1,358th
3.805 billion Gaeslan 471ians. Irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Might Makes Right”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,705th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11,995th Most Pro-Market: 12,234th
3.321 billion Outer Lan Deeans. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Operation C.A.T. was a success!”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,062nd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,772nd Largest Mining Sector: 11,999th
2.621 billion Cattaureamese. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service.
Corrupt Dictatorship
“wherever you go we will defend you”
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,432nd Best Weather: 2,762nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,806th
2.165 billion equestrian. Keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“I can’t hold it any longer.”
Most Primitive: 11,554th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 15,315th Most Conservative: 15,391st
1.612 billion Sheev Palpatine 17ians. Restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Join The North Pacific Army!”
1.704 billion Terra Decayians. Burgeoning falcon population.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“Take Action, Pick Penguin!”
1.279 billion Penguins. Barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Times are changing and so are the laws. Abide carefully”
916 million Englodians. Rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-Leaning College State
“N'agissez pas de mauvaise foi”
722 million Des Fleursians. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Moralistic Democracy
“This Is Easy!”
Most Devout: 6,996th Most Primitive: 9,026th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,799th
1.542 billion Berovians. Frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE