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LEGENDARY CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Veritas potentiae et actio interfationis libera”
Least Corrupt Governments: 815th Most Cheerful Citizens: 971st Most Rebellious Youth: 1,071st
16.565 billion Lyricals. Sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The Spice must Flow!”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd
16.196 billion Bothians. Museums and concert halls, national health service, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Leve Vikingeaanden”
Most Secular: 10th Lowest Crime Rates: 17th Most Corrupt Governments: 31st
33.462 billion Draconians. Compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Vae Victis”
Most Efficient Economies: 85th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 505th Highest Economic Output: 545th
27.971 billion Romans. Smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for Breakfast”
Safest: 220th Highest Economic Output: 276th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 326th
31.034 billion Dwarfers. Compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Common Sense & the Golden Rule all the Way, Earthlings!”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 192nd Largest Welfare Programs: 224th Most Advanced Public Transport: 284th
30.422 billion German Nightmareans. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Might makes right”
Safest: 4th Lowest Crime Rates: 16th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th
33.416 billion Metalheads. Public floggings, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Might makes right”
Safest: 4th Lowest Crime Rates: 16th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th
33.416 billion Metalheads. Public floggings, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Drac Nod Adro Nazgul”
9.345 billion Nazguls. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Without power your freedom will be crashed!”
Largest Governments: 38th Highest Average Tax Rates: 54th Highest Poor Incomes: 55th
10.864 billion Kyldellians. Keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Nothing on Earth comes before honor”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 243rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 294th Largest Insurance Industry: 298th
13.843 billion Gentries. Free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Wir Spielen, Wir Kämpfen, Wir Setzen Alles auf Sieg”
Largest Insurance Industry: 580th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 691st Highest Economic Output: 696th
24.112 billion SdKfzns. Parental licensing program, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“If it ain't broke, break it.”
Largest Publishing Industry: 189thMost Rebellious Youth: 237thNicest Citizens: 441st
24.6b5,798t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Mile High Club Survivor”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 318th Highest Drug Use: 330th Most Politically Free: 468th
14.055 billion Denverians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“The world is Africa”
Highest Crime Rates: 307th Most Armed: 402nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 405th
19.984 billion Kapiri Mposhians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Macedonia is not greek-MACEDONIA FOR THE MACEDONIANS”
Most Stationary: 338th Largest Populations: 1,439th Largest Insurance Industry: 5,365th
29.589 billion Makedonikosians. Burgeoning lion population.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“You'll wish you'd never been on Satan's trampoline!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 302nd Safest: 666th Highest Economic Output: 705th
31.495 billion Tony Stewart fans. Parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“You'll wish you'd never been on Satan's trampoline!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 302nd Safest: 666th Highest Economic Output: 705th
31.495 billion Tony Stewart fans. Parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“I will face God and walk backwards into Hell.”
6.228 billion Hannarites. Closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-wing Utopia
“Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.”
11.411 billion Unradik Slari. Museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Boombardimento! Marciare per non marcire!”
Highest Crime Rates: 89th Most Armed: 96th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 102nd
10.018 billion FUtuuurrrrrriiiiizzzztaaaAAAs. Ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies.
Peace, God and Freedom
Most Cheerful Citizens: 125thMost Cultured: 176thMost Devout: 249th
22.7b5,608t
Moralistic Democracy
SEASON THREE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Ave Satanas”
Largest Welfare Programs: 680th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,266th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,267th
6.665 billion Satyromaniacs. Rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“If we want democracy, then we must fight for it”
Best Weather: 2,860thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,060thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,412th
3.76b507t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Everyone is equal ”
112 million Freedom cause yans. Burgeoning Humu humu nuku nuku apu aa' population.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 145thMost Influential: 652ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,226th
5.23b424t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
SEASON THREE

RARE CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Liberty and Equality”
Most Influential: 18th Least Corrupt Governments: 2,424th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,896th
14.724 billion Westnesians. Complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Freedom and the Hope of Peace”
Largest Mining Sector: 800th Safest: 1,202nd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,278th
18.991 billion Upper Virginians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Drink Up”
Largest Publishing Industry: 32nd Least Corrupt Governments: 179th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 517th
17.359 billion Martooshians. Museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Original Seven”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 309th Highest Drug Use: 321st Most Politically Free: 454th
16.94 billion Whiteacre Castleans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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