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LEGENDARY CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Honor et Gloria Imperatori”
Highest Disposable Incomes: 86th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 86th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 134th
25.468 billion Imperials. Barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and otherworldly petting zoo.
Democratic Socialists
“Bite Me”
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st Most Rebellious Youth: 1st Most Advanced Public Education: 1st
30.232 billion Blogotopians. State-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st Most Avoided: 1st Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd
31.808 billion East Borlandists. Free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets.
Capitalizt
“Knowing is beginning”
Editor
Candlewhisper Archive was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 235
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 71st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 156th Fattest Citizens: 170th
7.177 billion Archivists. Unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“I dream of writing, then I write my dreams”
Editor
Candlewhisper Archive was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 235
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 52ndRudest Citizens: 81stFattest Citizens: 110th
9.25b3,839t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“κοιτα εκει που θες να πας,αλλιως θα πας εκει που κοιτας”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21st Most Influential: 93rd Most Beautiful Environments: 179th
6.981 billion Notyoutopians. Rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“These fragments I have shored against my ruins”
Editor
Most Ignorant Citizens: 307th Most Primitive: 350th Most Devout: 435th
5.239 billion Marsupials. Closed borders, lack of airports, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Mottos are bad for you”
Most Rebellious Youth: 43rd Most Secular: 109th Healthiest Citizens: 125th
27.064 billion Earthlings. Rampant corporate plagiarism, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Mottos are bad for you”
Most Rebellious Youth: 45thLargest Information Technology Sector: 48thMost Secular: 97th
29.1b7,565t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“victoria non sacrificium non”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 123rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 254th Most Inclusive: 267th
16.253 billion Lanteans. Smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thLargest Gambling Industry: 34thFattest Citizens: 130th
23.1b11,408t
Father Knows Best State
SEASON THREE
Capitalizt
“Welcome my son... Welcome, to the machine”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24th Highest Economic Output: 54th Highest Disposable Incomes: 64th
34.277 billion Ones. Unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Welcome my son... Welcome, to the machine”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27thMost Efficient Economies: 35thHighest Economic Output: 52nd
36.3b21,142t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“One ring to rule them all.”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 193rdLargest Insurance Industry: 217thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 281st
17.9b6,692t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“Everything and Everyone has a price! Especially you!”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 46thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 49th
13.4b6,187t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“For a better tomorrow”
Largest Publishing Industry: 47th Highest Crime Rates: 101st Most Rebellious Youth: 117th
19.709 billion Ragnarians. Anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion.
Left-wing Utopia
“Atra esterni ono thelduin”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 61st Most Advanced Public Transport: 75th Largest Welfare Programs: 92nd
8.103 billion Riders. Complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Atra esterni ono thelduin”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 69thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 77thLargest Welfare Programs: 93rd
10.2b2,037t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Anekh Brak Cthulhu ”
Largest Gambling Industry: 7th Most Subsidized Industry: 28th Most Devout: 33rd
6.858 billion Dunwich Dominionites. Ritual sacrifices, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Anekh Brak Cthulhu”
Largest Gambling Industry: 4thMost Subsidized Industry: 25thMost Devout: 32nd
8.92b4,174t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“We mean no harm to many!”
Most Inclusive: 913th Best Weather: 988th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,049th
6.579 billion Jutsae. Triple-decker prams, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness”
Largest Welfare Programs: 49thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 71stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 109th
8.27b1,654t
Iron Fist Consumerists
“The Engine of Extinction nears.”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 134thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 206thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 270th
7.19b2,203t
Most Influential: 87thMost Cultured: 348thHighest Food Quality: 439th
8.07b2,673t
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
SEASON THREE
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 128thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,264thMost Primitive: 1,883rd
774m42.1t
Iron Fist Consumerists
SEASON THREE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Mother of One, Mother of All”
Most Efficient Economies: 87th Most Compassionate Citizens: 234th Nicest Citizens: 375th
15.676 billion Shrailleeni. Smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“There is no god, there are only gears”
Highest Crime Rates: 32ndMost Armed: 49thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 61st
20.5b2,207t
Iron Fist Consumerists
“So I dub thee Unforgiven”
Most Stationary: 5thLargest Mining Sector: 439thLargest Populations: 554th
35.0b7,592t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“All praise Bob the (insert number here)!!!!!!”
Largest Populations: 175th Largest Black Market: 291st Largest Mining Sector: 495th
34.293 billion Bobites. Smutty television, vat-grown people, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“All praise Bob the (insert number here)!!!!!!”
Largest Populations: 157thLargest Black Market: 302ndLargest Mining Sector: 502nd
36.4b7,436t
SEASON TWO
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