Security Council Resolutions
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Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
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Security Council Resolution # 521
The Great Costume Party
A resolution to express a position on international affairs and obligations.
The Security Council,
Recognizing the annual multiversal celebration where individuals and countries themselves change their appearance in the spirit of fun,
Hoping to spread the holiday spirit of spookiness,
Finding such an event could additionally function as a cultural exchange of architecture, fashion, folklore, and food, allowing all participants to explore all the multiverse has to offer,
Declares as one voice the following:
Member nations should band together to create the World Assembly Haunted House for a temporary period, based inside WA headquarters, for the amusement of all,
WA headquarters should host an annual costume party, with a theme determined through a poll, where all participants are encouraged to wear spooky and fun attire with an adjacent costume contest with a randomly selected panel,
WA headquarters should also host an annual storytelling night where member nations are encouraged to share spooky tales from their cultures,
WA representative offices should have treats available to any trick-or-treaters that might walk by for the duration of the celebration.
Passed: |
For: | 6,429 | 53.9% |
Against: | 5,502 | 46.1% |
Security Council Resolution # 522
Condemn Jar Wattinree
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Thoroughly convinced that it is this body's duty to appropriately condemn a nation if it has conducted itself in a manner that recklessly endangers peace in the multiverse, which Jar Wattinree in the world of Arembia in the Pacific has absolutely done.
Appalled by the extensive and entirely unjustified annexations of well over a hundred nations, including several notable nations such as Xoriet, Varanius, Aivintis, and Giovanniland, carried out by Jar Wattinree across the multiverse to force them to serve as their 'provinces, vacation resorts, and underdeveloped territories.'
Shocked by the maintenance of over-the-top weapons of mass destruction by Jar Wattinree, notably in the case of their 'Rod of God' weapons system - dubbed by the nation as 'Project Thor.'
Grimly remembering numerous major incidents in which Jar Wattinree utilised Project Thor to wreak havoc and generally terrorise the world of Arembia:
On the 5th of April, 2020, when 'Project Thor' very nearly caused a mass-extinction event by bombing an incredibly unstable underwater volcano. The devastation rocked numerous other nations in the Arembian territories and caused untold casualties.
On the 11th of June, 2020, when Jar Wattinree utilised a terrifyingly similar system to 'Project Thor' to obliterate one of the Galilean Moons to retaliate against a regime which happened to vex the Wattinrae leader.
On the 3rd of January, 2022, Jar Wattinree levelled an entire nation in an incredibly unbalanced form of retaliation to a minor bombing, a display of disproportionate retribution.
Jar Wattinree has furthermore annexed and conquered many nations through abuse of their superior scientific prowess with Project Thor, enslaving sovereign nations that are not outright destroyed to wither away under the nations tyranny.
Recognising that the dreadful abuses of power of Jar Wattinree extend beyond the matters of unjustified military annihilation and subjugation, up to and including acts of tremendous violence against more than simply nations.
Recalling a particular incident in which Jar Wattinree briefly spurred turmoil in the regional administration of the Pacific by forcing The Seeker of Power into The Rejected Realms, in a moment of rebellion against the Order.
Incredibly saddened by the plight of snakes across the Pacific, unfairly condemned to become boots and belts in a horrific display of animal exploitation, as they languish under fox tyranny propelled in large part thanks to the efforts of Jar Wattinree.
Noting that some of the barbaric punishments doled out to innocent animals by Jar Wattinree include 'pretzeling' the snakes, an act of contorting them into shapes against their will, 'rolling' innocent ducks and ocelots, and inducing extended periods of confinement for all the wildlife; all of which have inspired instances of lasting trauma in the recipients of this abuse.
Immensely pained at the lack of rights for Wattinrae citizens, noting that the government fails to recognise even fundamentally basic rights, such as the right of same-sex couples to be in a relationship, the right to self-determination in lifestyle, and any conceivable right to privacy for the citizenry at all, reducing their people to the effective status of cattle.
Amused but inconvenienced that Jar Wattinrees government defended against extraneous harsh allegations against their former sovereign nation by rejecting the condemnation of aggrieved governments and openly disregarding any legitimacy of said grievances.
Believing that these undeniably excessive acts of aggression and oppression against not only the regional wildlife, their fellow nations, but also their own people warrants nothing less than the firmest condemnation of this council,
Hereby Condemns Jar Wattinree.
Co-author: Xoriet
Passed: |
For: | 10,543 | 88.0% |
Against: | 1,436 | 12.0% |
Security Council Resolution # 523
Liberate Empires Forever United
A resolution to strike down Delegate-imposed barriers to free entry in a region.
The Security Council,
Recognizing the existence of malevolent forces that seek naught but wanton destruction,
Aghast that these forces have taken to falsely representing themselves before this august body in order to sow more chaos in their bids for conquest,
Celebrating the regions which, in the face of this constant threat, bravely adopt Frontier status in order to welcome new nations into the universe and lean into the unknown,
Fearful for the future of Empires Forever United, one such region that was recently seized by a horde of invaders,
Hoping to preserve this regions lively international community which is imperiled by these diabolical actors,
Seeking, through the adoption of this resolution, to forestall the utter destruction of this community,
Hereby Liberates Empires Forever United
Co-authors: Haymarket Riot, Grea Kriopia
Passed: |
For: | 10,188 | 89.0% |
Against: | 1,265 | 11.0% |