World Assembly Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
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Security Council Resolution # 521
The Great Costume Party
A resolution to express a position on international affairs and obligations.
The Security Council,
Recognizing the annual multiversal celebration where individuals and countries themselves change their appearance in the spirit of fun,
Hoping to spread the holiday spirit of spookiness,
Finding such an event could additionally function as a cultural exchange of architecture, fashion, folklore, and food, allowing all participants to explore all the multiverse has to offer,
Declares as one voice the following:
Member nations should band together to create the World Assembly Haunted House for a temporary period, based inside WA headquarters, for the amusement of all,
WA headquarters should host an annual costume party, with a theme determined through a poll, where all participants are encouraged to wear spooky and fun attire with an adjacent costume contest with a randomly selected panel,
WA headquarters should also host an annual storytelling night where member nations are encouraged to share spooky tales from their cultures,
WA representative offices should have treats available to any trick-or-treaters that might walk by for the duration of the celebration.
Passed: |
For: | 6,429 | 53.9% |
Against: | 5,502 | 46.1% |
General Assembly Resolution # 756
Repeal: “Protection of Biomedical Research”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
General Assembly Resolution #425 “Protection of Biomedical Research” (Category: Health; Area of Effect: Research) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The World Assembly (WA),
Applauding the noble intent of the target resolution to regulate the ethics of biomedical research, including the treatment of cancer;
Dismayed that clause 1 imposes the requirement for WA states to determine the sapience of any species for which the status is as-yet indeterminate or unknown before allowing biomedical experimentation on said species", and that a similar requirement is imposed regarding life provably sentient in clause 5;
Flummoxed that the clauses impose an onerous and, for some WA states, perhaps unattainable determination on sapience or sentience, in terms of potential false negatives or false positives on whether a species does or does not have sapience or sentience;
Horrified at the potential harmful effects of both "false negatives" or "false positives" on the suffering caused to various species;
Looking forward to a potential replacement to fix these issues to be considered by the WA in due course, if the WA considers this appropriate;
Hereby repeals the target resolution, GA425 "Protection of Biomedical Research".
Passed: |
For: | 10,546 | 86.4% |
Against: | 1,663 | 13.6% |
General Assembly Resolution # 757
Repeal: “Nuclear Waste Safety Act”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
General Assembly Resolution #116 “Nuclear Waste Safety Act” (Category: International Security; Strength: Significant) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
Noting that GA#116 decrees that those members who wish to import nuclear waste, but cannot "prove it has all the necessary structure so that international nuclear waste shall never leak, be stolen, or otherwise diverted from perpetual storage [...] shall be forbidden to receive international waste,"
Concerned that this requirement, by failing to clarify what sort of "international waste" cannot be received by members who are unable to fulfil it, may render such members unable to receive any waste from abroad (even non-nuclear) simply because that they cannot adequately store imported nuclear waste,
Believing that it is most certainly not sensible to forbid a nation from importing food waste or discarded plastic bags because it cannot securely store nuclear waste from abroad, and
Saluting GA#645 "Responsible Handling of Toxic Materials" and GA#699 "Safe Transportation of Hazardous Materials" for introducing regulations on the storage and international transportation of all toxics (not only nuclear waste) respectively which are sufficiently stringent and watertight as to render GA#116 unnecessary...
The General Assembly hereby repeals GA#116 "Nuclear Waste Safety Act."
Passed: |
For: | 11,398 | 92.9% |
Against: | 872 | 7.1% |
Security Council Resolution # 522
Condemn Jar Wattinree
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Thoroughly convinced that it is this body's duty to appropriately condemn a nation if it has conducted itself in a manner that recklessly endangers peace in the multiverse, which Jar Wattinree in the world of Arembia in the Pacific has absolutely done.
Appalled by the extensive and entirely unjustified annexations of well over a hundred nations, including several notable nations such as Xoriet, Varanius, Aivintis, and Giovanniland, carried out by Jar Wattinree across the multiverse to force them to serve as their 'provinces, vacation resorts, and underdeveloped territories.'
Shocked by the maintenance of over-the-top weapons of mass destruction by Jar Wattinree, notably in the case of their 'Rod of God' weapons system - dubbed by the nation as 'Project Thor.'
Grimly remembering numerous major incidents in which Jar Wattinree utilised Project Thor to wreak havoc and generally terrorise the world of Arembia:
On the 5th of April, 2020, when 'Project Thor' very nearly caused a mass-extinction event by bombing an incredibly unstable underwater volcano. The devastation rocked numerous other nations in the Arembian territories and caused untold casualties.
On the 11th of June, 2020, when Jar Wattinree utilised a terrifyingly similar system to 'Project Thor' to obliterate one of the Galilean Moons to retaliate against a regime which happened to vex the Wattinrae leader.
On the 3rd of January, 2022, Jar Wattinree levelled an entire nation in an incredibly unbalanced form of retaliation to a minor bombing, a display of disproportionate retribution.
Jar Wattinree has furthermore annexed and conquered many nations through abuse of their superior scientific prowess with Project Thor, enslaving sovereign nations that are not outright destroyed to wither away under the nations tyranny.
Recognising that the dreadful abuses of power of Jar Wattinree extend beyond the matters of unjustified military annihilation and subjugation, up to and including acts of tremendous violence against more than simply nations.
Recalling a particular incident in which Jar Wattinree briefly spurred turmoil in the regional administration of the Pacific by forcing The Seeker of Power into The Rejected Realms, in a moment of rebellion against the Order.
Incredibly saddened by the plight of snakes across the Pacific, unfairly condemned to become boots and belts in a horrific display of animal exploitation, as they languish under fox tyranny propelled in large part thanks to the efforts of Jar Wattinree.
Noting that some of the barbaric punishments doled out to innocent animals by Jar Wattinree include 'pretzeling' the snakes, an act of contorting them into shapes against their will, 'rolling' innocent ducks and ocelots, and inducing extended periods of confinement for all the wildlife; all of which have inspired instances of lasting trauma in the recipients of this abuse.
Immensely pained at the lack of rights for Wattinrae citizens, noting that the government fails to recognise even fundamentally basic rights, such as the right of same-sex couples to be in a relationship, the right to self-determination in lifestyle, and any conceivable right to privacy for the citizenry at all, reducing their people to the effective status of cattle.
Amused but inconvenienced that Jar Wattinrees government defended against extraneous harsh allegations against their former sovereign nation by rejecting the condemnation of aggrieved governments and openly disregarding any legitimacy of said grievances.
Believing that these undeniably excessive acts of aggression and oppression against not only the regional wildlife, their fellow nations, but also their own people warrants nothing less than the firmest condemnation of this council,
Hereby Condemns Jar Wattinree.
Co-author: Xoriet
Passed: |
For: | 10,543 | 88.0% |
Against: | 1,436 | 12.0% |
General Assembly Resolution # 758
Repeal: “Civilian Air Compact”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
General Assembly Resolution #752 “Civilian Air Compact” (Category: International Security; Strength: Strong) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The World Assembly,
Appreciating that sensible rules and regulations surrounding the flight and flight plans of civilian aircraft are often needed, and GA 752 "Civilian Air Compact" seeks to institute these sensible protocols, and
Believing that the Civilian Air Compact overreaches in its authority to institute those protocols, giving a much greater burden to members of this Assembly than is needed to maintain the security of passengers aboard civilian aircrafts, and
Concerned, for example, that clause (vi) gives pilots of all aircraft an unreasonable amount of power over their flight plan, which for military aviators may undermine the chain of command and give a low-level pilot flying in a combat zone the protected authority to comply with their enemies, since the clause applies to all aircraft instead of just civilian aircraft, and
Distressed at clause (i), which requires all civilian aircraft to be tracked, even those which do not enter the airspace of any member, to be tracked, which proves a needless regulation for aircraft in large pockets of non-members flying locally to be tracked, despite the fact that there is no incentive or reason for this tracking, and
Believing that the requirement for members to establish vehicular fleets to rescue survivors of aircraft crashes outside their borders is admirable, but still harmful to members tight on cash who have to supply their own resources to nearby nations who may not even be fellow members of this Assembly, and
Hoping that any future attempts to regulate civilian aircraft to do so with a more precise scalpel, reducing burden on members while still establishing sensible regulations, therefore
Repeals GA 752 "Civilian Air Compact".
Passed: |
For: | 6,614 | 56.2% |
Against: | 5,157 | 43.8% |