Security Council Proposals

The Security Council,

OBSERVING that, Colin Advance Wars is the founder and dictator of Battleship, who strictly controls their region.

SHOCKED that, [nation]Colin Advance Wars doesn't let the residents of their Battleship leave, while holding them in a hierarchy that treats the common peasants horribly. By keeping them under Colin Advance Wars's hierarchy, they can't leave even though they are:

• Tortured

• Experimented on

• Fed radioactive soup

• Trapped in concentration and re-education camps

• Forced to worship Federation of Sarawak

• Only allowed to watch the worst movies in existence

• Sent to a mental asylum if they complain
  

The list of their crimes against their residents is atrocious, and Colin Advance Wars should not be allowed to continue those practices. In addition, their officers help them in fear of being demoted, imprisoned, re-educated, and tortured among other things. Some examples of their horrid tortures include, but are not limited to:

• Cracking skulls

• Stressful testing environments, with impossible tests

• Environments where multiple people have to work together to complete a task so infuriating that they kill or torture their partners
  

DISGUSTED by the fact that Colin Advance Wars bans all nations who do leave their region, as punishment for leaving, thus causing their region to grow with more peasants to mistreat, because they are afraid to try to leave.

Appalled that Colin Advance Wars suppresses the speech of peasants and officers when they make comments disliked by them, and encourages and allows their officers to do likewise.

Herby Condemns Colin Advance Wars.