The State of Zymurgy Treiz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.037 billion Zymurgy Treizians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douglas Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The powerhouse Zymurgy Treizian economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 55,046 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 356,840 per year while the poor average 3,395, a ratio of 105 to 1.

A major religion has been named as Zymurgy Treiz's national religion, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Zymurgy Treiz in an international press conference, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and Zymurgy Treiz has designated Douglas Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zymurgy Treiz's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zymurgy Treiz is ranked 289,839^th in the world and 9^th in New Caledonia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 31.96 law-abiding acts per hour.