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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,202ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,370thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,489th
The Post-Collapse Super Nation of
Father Knows Best State
Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.
Krahs
Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Zvlokiquix

Population14.596 billion

CapitalQykluzwix
LeaderKrahs
FaithCriadiasm

Currencygrey
Animalkiwi

The Post-Collapse Super Nation of Zvlokiquix is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Krahs with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.596 billion Zvlokiquixens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qykluzwix. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zvlokiquixian economy, worth a remarkable 2,809 trillion greys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 192,474 greys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Binoculars sales are at an all-time high, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, and white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zvlokiquix's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Criadiasm.

Zvlokiquix is ranked 290,726th in the world and 10th in Aeyrgia for Fattest Citizens, with 4.82 Obesity Rate.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,202ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,370thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,489thLargest Governments: 3,941stMost Developed: 3,969thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,050thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,962ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,996thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,034thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,346thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,541stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,546thMost Patriotic: 5,642ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,147thSmartest Citizens: 6,357thHealthiest Citizens: 6,863rdHighest Economic Output: 7,952ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,648thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,752ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,260thMost Efficient Economies: 9,484thHighest Food Quality: 9,837thMost Cultured: 9,913thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,945thMost Secular: 11,197thMost Influential: 11,276thHighest Average Incomes: 11,360thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,281stMost Inclusive: 12,489thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,826thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,232ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,194thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,205thLargest Populations: 27,622nd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zvlokiquix lodged a message on the Aeyrgia Regional Message Board.
  • : Zvlokiquix was admitted to the World Assembly.
  • : Zvlokiquix applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Zvlokiquix, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Zvlokiquix, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking.
  • : Zvlokiquix was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Zvlokiquix, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Zvlokiquix, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Zvlokiquix, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Zvlokiquix, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.

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