Population | 14.596 billion |
Capital | Qykluzwix |
Leader | Krahs |
Faith | Criadiasm |
Currency | grey |
Animal | kiwi |
The Post-Collapse Super Nation of Zvlokiquix is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Krahs with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.596 billion Zvlokiquixens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qykluzwix. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Zvlokiquixian economy, worth a remarkable 2,809 trillion greys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 192,474 greys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Binoculars sales are at an all-time high, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, and white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zvlokiquix's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Criadiasm.
Zvlokiquix is ranked 290,726th in the world and 10th in Aeyrgia for Fattest Citizens, with 4.82 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zvlokiquix lodged a message on the Aeyrgia Regional Message Board.
- : Zvlokiquix was admitted to the World Assembly.
- : Zvlokiquix applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Following new legislation in Zvlokiquix, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
- : Following new legislation in Zvlokiquix, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking.
- : Zvlokiquix was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in Zvlokiquix, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government.
- : Following new legislation in Zvlokiquix, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Zvlokiquix, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
- : Following new legislation in Zvlokiquix, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.