The Kingdom of Zposaol is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 8.112 billion Zposaolians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 63.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Zposaolian economy, worth 314 trillion Deneroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 38,829 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Zposaol in an international press conference and a major religion has been named as Zposaol's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zposaol's national animal is the Spider.

Zposaol is ranked 62,861^st in the world and 804^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Pacifist, with 96.8 cheeks turned per day.