The District of Zoysia is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.118 billion Zoysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Zoysian economy, worth 462 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,740 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime is totally unknown. Zoysia's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zoysia is ranked 152,822^nd in the world and 6^th in Ceylon for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.79 law-abiding acts per hour.