The Grand Dominion of Zordsworn State is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Classified with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.805 billion Zordsworn Stateans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Classified. The average income tax rate is 40.6%.

The very strong Zordsworn Statean economy, worth 189 trillion X Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,534 X Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Classified as a backdrop, and children's toy tractors have been seized as state property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zordsworn State's national animal is the Robotic Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Classified.

Zordsworn State is ranked 71,857^th in the world and 8^th in United Confederation of Planets for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.