The Republic of Zombiedolphins is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Daddy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 40.598 billion Zombiedolphinsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotten Corpse. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombiedolphinsian economy, worth a remarkable 9,307 trillion serenas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,254 serenas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, citizens select which government department gets their income tax serenas each year, icelandic bargehounds have more rights than the average citizen, and up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on. Crime is totally unknown. Zombiedolphins's national animal is the icelandic bargehound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zombiedolphins is ranked 9,364^th in the world and 2^nd in Loamhedge for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.27 law-abiding acts per hour.