The Kingdom of Zlotii is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Michał II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.033 billion Zlotiians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowlpolsk. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zlotiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,266 trillion Zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 157,690 Zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest in globalism never flags, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zlotii's national animal is the White eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Zlotii is ranked 4,203^rd in the world and 65^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.77 law-abiding acts per hour.