Population | 32.963 billion |
Capital | Aureus |
Leader | Emperor Optimus Validus Caesar |
Faith | Satorism |
Currency | aurum |
Animal | lion |
The Divine Empire of Zirilrath is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Optimus Validus Caesar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.963 billion Zirilrathians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aureus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Zirilrathian economy, worth a remarkable 9,428 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 286,028 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,040,630 per year while the poor average 13,173, a ratio of 154 to 1.
Penal labor is a de facto death sentence, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, and the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Zirilrath's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satorism.
Zirilrath is ranked 3,729th in the world and 3rd in The Commonwealth of Crowns for Most Stationary, with 3,583.70603976 days.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zirilrath was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Zirilrath was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Zirilrath was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Zirilrath's influence in The Commonwealth of Crowns rose from "Diplomat" to "Contender".
- : Zirilrath was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Zirilrath was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Zirilrath was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Zirilrath's influence in The Commonwealth of Crowns rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Zirilrath was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Zirilrath was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.