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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 24thLowest Crime Rates: 51stHighest Average Tax Rates: 142nd
The Tax Free Land of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Live long and help me prosper
Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Zintai

Population22.107 billion

CapitalNew Zintai
LeaderPresident Zintai
FaithThe Church of Zintai

CurrencyZintai
Animalbat

The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.107 billion Zintaians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 6,947 trillion Zintais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 314,257 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Zintaian pirates, vehicular homicide by Zintaian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, a flood of mandatory divorces burden the courts, and bats are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 582nd in the world and 2nd in GameFAQs for Healthiest Citizens, with 39.03 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 24thLowest Crime Rates: 51stHighest Average Tax Rates: 142ndLargest Governments: 156thMost Corrupt Governments: 202ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 267thMost Developed: 277thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 295thLongest Average Lifespans: 320thHighest Poor Incomes: 455thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 503rdMost Beautiful Environments: 524thMost Advanced Public Transport: 541stHealthiest Citizens: 582ndBest Weather: 794thMost Subsidized Industry: 893rdMost Advanced Public Education: 922ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 928thHighest Economic Output: 1,003rdSmartest Citizens: 1,047thMost Devout: 1,072ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,369thMost Efficient Economies: 1,552ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,737thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,822ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,168thTop
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Safest: 2,678thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,770thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,455thLargest Populations: 5,262ndMost Influential: 5,804thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,533rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,301stMost Income Equality: 17,283rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, bats are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, a flood of mandatory divorces burden the courts.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, vehicular homicide by Zintaian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Zintaian pirates.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, Zintai has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, all the playground's a stage for Zintaian schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, an opal a day keeps the negative thoughts at bay.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of New Zintai.

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