by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 721stLargest Information Technology Sector: 849thLargest Agricultural Sector: 868th
The Unitary State of
Father Knows Best State
Ethics are just holding us back
Glorious Sun Leader
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population8.835 billion

LeaderGlorious Sun Leader


The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.835 billion Zimmerdens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. The average income tax rate is 13.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,558 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 289,628 Rauns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, there's a big brother in every prison, and vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 22,881st in the world and 1,220th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 80.41 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 721stLargest Information Technology Sector: 849thLargest Agricultural Sector: 868thHighest Disposable Incomes: 978thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 998thMost Secular: 1,006thMost Influential: 1,161stRudest Citizens: 1,626thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,730thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,763rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,093rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,211thHighest Average Incomes: 2,319thLargest Retail Industry: 2,388thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,509thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,583rdMost Armed: 2,832ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,616thMost Efficient Economies: 3,797thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,869thLargest Black Market: 4,129thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,654thFattest Citizens: 4,693rdMost Cultured: 4,917thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,186thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,352ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,442ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,863rdHighest Economic Output: 6,092ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,175thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,285thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,597thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,727thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,229thLargest Governments: 10,808thTop
Most Stationary: 12,688thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,004thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,039thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,759thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,899thMost Developed: 22,881st
Highest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionMost Secular: 57th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 73rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 83rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 96th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 102nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 105th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 105th in the regionRudest Citizens: 109th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 122nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 129th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 145th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 163rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 181st in the regionLargest Black Market: 188th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 188th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 205th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 211th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 219th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 227th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 230th in the regionMost Cultured: 254th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 263rd in the regionMost Stationary: 275th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 299th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 346th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 398th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 400th in the regionMost Influential: 450th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 479th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 515th in the regionLargest Governments: 552nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 652nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 686th in the regionLargest Populations: 724th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 956th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zimmerdachen was endorsed by The Republic of AmManies.
  • : Zimmerdachen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, there's a big brother in every prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • : Zimmerdachen was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Zimmerdachen.
  • : Zimmerdachen was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 228 » Hamerica, Ethnon, Territorio di Nessuno, PotatoFarmers, DIMAnism, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Great Bights Mum, El Fiji Grande, Selfgradatude, Daiz, Dreadton, Interdimensional Zone, Walter Jackson, Corfad, Sikol, Guer Aike, Shibutani, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Empy, The Sinclarian Provinces, 1 very fast endotarter, Pallaith, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Zzozona, Newpromisedland, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, Siwale, Aeolist, Frances Francis the First of France, The Calabash Protectorate, Omnistria, Lemonbiscuits, The Iron Lions, Loutsland, Notyoutopia, Sil Dorsett, The Tampa Bay Rays, McMasterdonia, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Prydania, The Endless Eventide, Yokciq Empire, Eywaan, Fluffy Noodles, Brucklania, Xagill, and 178 others.Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Korovan Isles, Fendlium, Zaeli, Seenvorland, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Mystiquelle, Joodey, Former English Colony, Zeternia, Valentine Z, Sunto, Malta Comino Gozo, Timothea, The Pantheons, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Pokemanland, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Cretox State, Xipher, Yalkan, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, WeKnow, Moubarakistan, Termathe, Solskjar, Napnomadia, Wilkshire, Heilhum Imperius, Vincone Cae, Innocentic, Votak Matim, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Railroad Crossing, Aerilia, Morover, Lulubellia, Unsophisticate, Holy Oranz, Outer Shenendoah, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chips and Guac, Hardscrabble, Solcius, Merconitonitopia, Republica Guilleana, A Salmon Named Harold, Liminyj, Viridiann, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Pytong, Bankowiata, Venicea, Pleroma Sans Romans, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, Imperial Pieserged, Yellops, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Khoik, Kristalmaan, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Free Atlantis, East Akra, Odelinor, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Godwanna, Advancia-Sizzletown, Ellbonnia, Climeria, Seijitsu, The Pleiads, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Galbadiana, Bharathvarsh, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Desvios, Star Kingdom, Xentherida, Planes, Muqatil, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Orado, Gondwanaia, Kromi, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Barabolia, Jovian Knights, Valgarda, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Svenskan, Wisconsota, Figyjharli, Maott, Wapistan, Dangine, Siforpeo, ForestMythal, Shotokonia, Folenz, Tyirza, Singamadri, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, Steampunk Ariel, Korean-Joseon, Qurtuba, Jaxikistan, Mon Island, Tsandonown, Perikuresu, Defense For The World Assembly, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Drash Mannistan, Card Kingdom, Intion North, Kastonvia, Andanavia, Sopernia, Ayuzhhhhh, Apollo Park, Bearical, Drueste, Fizban, Nova Arcania, Unshleepd, Nation1812, Sahriastan, Lionia, Capablanca, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Eternal Dominion, The Blazeland Administration, ROM, Tibus Heth, United Soviet State of North Amerika, New Celoveniortan, Nimarya, Pazair, Que Lukustinardon, Zapiron, Tringapore, Praeceps, United Capitalist Provinces, Palgo, Ravensblast, Pooldova, Dabarastan, and AmManies.

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