Population | 36.56 billion |
Currency | Shiny Beads |
Animal | Pink Elephant |
The Hippy State of Zerophix is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 36.56 billion Zerophixians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.
The large but stagnant Zerophixian economy, worth 665 trillion Shiny Beads a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 18,189 Shiny Beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters, and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zerophix's national animal is the Pink Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Zerophix is ranked 307,202nd in the world and 7,119th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.8 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zerophix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Zerophix was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Respublika of Zemnaya Svoboda, curing 691 million infected.
- : Zerophix was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Respublika of Zemnaya Svoboda, curing 393 million infected.
- : Zerophix was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 624 million infected.
- : Zerophix was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 242 million infected.
- : Zerophix was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The American Insurgency of Former English Colony, curing 349 million infected.
- : Zerophix was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Banana Bread Provider of Erastide, curing 375 million infected.
- : Zerophix was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 473 million infected.
- : Zerophix was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The American Insurgency of Former English Colony, curing 578 million infected.
- : Zerophix was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 806 million infected.