The Republic of Zarnexia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 251 million Zarnexians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The Zarnexian economy, worth 13.3 trillion Zarnex Bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 53,072 Zarnex Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Zarnexia, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zarnexia's national animal is the Hyrax, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zarnexia is ranked 49,361^st in the world and 2^nd in The Anduavas for Nudest, with 209.25 cheeks per square mile.