Population | 13.508 billion |
Capital | Zankio |
Currency | Fenex |
Animal | Dove |
The People's Republic of Zankioa is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.508 billion Zankioans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zankio. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Zankioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,694 trillion Fenexes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,441 Fenexes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zankioa's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Zankioa is ranked 21,171st in the world and 1,341st in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.37 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zankioa's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Zankioa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Zankioa's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Zankioa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
- : Zankioa was refounded in Osiris.
- : Zankioa ceased to exist in The North Pacific.
- : Following new legislation in Zankioa, economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism.
- : Following new legislation in Zankioa, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
- : Zankioa was struck by a Mk V (Cauterizer) Cure Missile from The United Kingdom of The Union of The People of Britannia, curing 56 million infected.
- : Zankioa was struck by a Mk V (Cauterizer) Cure Missile from The United Kingdom of The Union of The People of Britannia, curing 56 million infected.