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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,068thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,103rdMost Authoritarian: 3,644th
The Orwellian Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
All heil the Supreme Leader!
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Zaharial

Population1.763 billion

CapitalZahar city
LeaderEvan R Mahaur
FaithLeaderalism

CurrencyZahauro
AnimalCobra

The Orwellian Dictatorship of Zaharial is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Evan R Mahaur with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.763 billion Zahari are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zahar city. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zaharian economy, worth 338 trillion Zahauroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,725 Zahauroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children often kick Cobras for amusement, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, it is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (Zaharial has found 2 easter eggs), and crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaharial's national animal is the Cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Leaderalism.

Zaharial is ranked 262,866th in the world and 156th in Mitteleuropa for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,068thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,103rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3,644thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,997thMost Patriotic: 4,021stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,055thLowest Crime Rates: 5,094thMost Conservative: 5,208thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,559thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,348thMost Secular: 7,475thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,903rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,497thMost Influential: 9,101stLargest Governments: 9,309thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,661stLargest Insurance Industry: 10,593rdBest Weather: 10,717thMost Developed: 10,737thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,034thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,087thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,424thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,616thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,096thHighest Average Incomes: 12,732ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,927thHealthiest Citizens: 13,468thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,911thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 16,852ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,096thMost Efficient Economies: 21,703rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,675thSmartest Citizens: 22,840thLargest Black Market: 24,102ndMost Advanced Public Education: 25,343rdMost Extreme: 26,348thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,691st
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zaharial, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaharial, it is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (Zaharial has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Zaharial lodged a message on the Mitteleuropa Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaharial, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaharial, children often kick Cobras for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaharial, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.
  • : Zaharial was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Greater Duochistan.
  • : Zaharial was endorsed by The Nation of Zamlen.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaharial, 90% of active duty ZAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaharial, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.

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