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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,712th Most Pacifist: 2,250th Most Inclusive: 2,815th
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
Peace, Happiness, and Llamas for all!
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Dominator
Founder
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Yotongrek

Population7.498 billion

CapitalSychyko
LeaderPhysicsFighter
FaithThe Cult of Hard Bass

CurrencyKramas
AnimalLlama

The Free Land of Yotongrek is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by PhysicsFighter with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.498 billion Yotongrekians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sychyko. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The very strong Yotongrekian economy, worth 794 trillion Kramas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 105,929 Kramas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yotongrek's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Hard Bass.

Yotongrek is ranked 8,956th in the world and 1st in Krythandya for Most Cultured, scoring 117 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,712thMost Pacifist: 2,250thMost Inclusive: 2,815thSafest: 2,841stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,159thNicest Citizens: 3,373rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,433rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,491stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,602ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,733rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,242ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,293rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,650thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,651stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,814thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,165thLargest Governments: 6,206thHealthiest Citizens: 6,297thLowest Crime Rates: 6,325thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,444thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,772ndSmartest Citizens: 7,288thTop
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Best Weather: 8,362ndMost Cultured: 8,956thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,279thMost Stationary: 10,837thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,319thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,453rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Yotongrek was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Yotongrek was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Yotongrek, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.

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