The Unfortunate Reality of Yo Mama So Ugly is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Yodle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.117 billion Uglyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Yo Mama So Uglyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,264 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,004 Gold Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 521,586 per year while the poor average 19,555, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.

4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yo Mama So Ugly's national animal is the Ugly Mama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yo Mama So Ugly is ranked 216,079^th in the world and 8^th in Yo Mama for Safest, scoring 43.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.