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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,476thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,592ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,674th
The Theocracy of
Left-wing Utopia
God is my favorite fictional character
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Yisusily

Population18.098 billion

CapitalYisusity
LeaderYisuschrist

CurrencyYisus
AnimalDove of Peace

The Theocracy of Yisusily is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yisuschrist with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.098 billion Ysususos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yisusity. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Yisusilyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,493 trillion Yisuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 137,751 Yisuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question of 'what is Yisuschrist's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yisusily's national animal is the Dove of Peace, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yisusily is ranked 7,635th in the world and 67th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 2,681.7992211474 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,476thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,592ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,674thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,044thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,129thMost Pacifist: 2,718thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,083rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,422ndSafest: 3,693rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,721stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,228thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,334thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,353rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,659thMost Inclusive: 4,863rdBest Weather: 5,014thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,076thHighest Food Quality: 5,129thNicest Citizens: 5,457thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,531stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,546thMost Developed: 5,556thLargest Governments: 5,603rdMost Cultured: 5,620thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,692ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,954thMost Influential: 7,187thMost Stationary: 7,635thHealthiest Citizens: 7,821stSmartest Citizens: 8,579thHighest Economic Output: 9,229thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,645thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,313thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,456thLargest Populations: 19,408thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,034thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,864thHighest Average Incomes: 27,317th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 53rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 57th in the regionMost Pacifist: 64th in the regionMost Stationary: 67th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 81st in the regionSafest: 84th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 98th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 102nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 112th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 113th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 113th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 115th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 116th in the regionNicest Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Cultured: 131st in the regionBest Weather: 132nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 145th in the regionLargest Governments: 149th in the regionMost Developed: 153rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 165th in the regionMost Influential: 165th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 172nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 182nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 215th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 233rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 290th in the regionLargest Populations: 305th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 386th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 514th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 514th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 571st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 675th in the region

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