Population | 18.098 billion |
Capital | Yisusity |
Leader | Yisuschrist |
Currency | Yisus |
Animal | Dove of Peace |
The Theocracy of Yisusily is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yisuschrist with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.098 billion Ysususos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yisusity. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Yisusilyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,493 trillion Yisuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 137,751 Yisuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The question of 'what is Yisuschrist's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yisusily's national animal is the Dove of Peace, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Yisusily is ranked 7,635th in the world and 67th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 2,681.7992211474 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yisusily was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Yisusily was endorsed by The Citizen's Sovereign Republic of Cyptopir.
- : Yisusily was endorsed by The Empire of New French Nation.
- : Yisusily was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Classified information.
- : Yisusily was endorsed by The Realm of Empire of Lettuce.
- : Yisusily was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Estrian Islands.
- : Yisusily was endorsed by The Keyboard Smacking Black Cat of Dakota.
- : Yisusily was endorsed by The Jellyfish in the Sky of Nocryae.
- : Yisusily was endorsed by The Realm of Empire of Lettuce.
- : Yisusily was endorsed by The Interstellar Commonwealth of Toerana.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 22 » Andromeda Islands, Panormia, Nation of Urie, TorNaGul, Farrakhan, New Anarchisticstan, POPULICA, Chocolatistan, Nadarena, Falangist Quebec, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, Nation6, Rathesia, Europeasia, Moloto Japan, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, Empire of Lettuce, New French Nation, Cyptopir, and Stal Valley.