The Federal Republic of Yazakhastan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Alexandra Ivanovich with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.025 billion Yazakhii are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Voroznyy. The average income tax rate is 71.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Yazakhastanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,851 trillion Rhybnules a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,152 Rhybnules, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, and the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yazakhastan's national animal is the Alicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Yazakhastan is ranked 18,566^th in the world and 5^th in Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 8,608.36 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.