The Mighty Republic of Yaxopsville is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Patrïk Haåmaj with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working population of 5.595 billion Yaxopsvilleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ivaløtownè. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yaxopsvillean economy, worth 628 trillion Vündis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,369 Vündis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's only official statement on the burning down of Ivaløtownè was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, and celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Patrïk Haåmaj. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yaxopsville's national animal is the Green Lake Catfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Cult of the Underworlds.

Yaxopsville is ranked 30,231^st in the world and 40^th in Declansburg for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.59 law-abiding acts per hour.