The Republic of Yavorska Bulgaria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Yavorcho with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.6 billion Yavorska Bulgarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serdica. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yavorska Bulgarian economy, worth 162 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,263 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, Yavorska Bulgarians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, economists claim no news is good news, and frat-house partying has become the national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yavorska Bulgaria's national animal is the Bunny UwU, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Yavorska Bulgaria is ranked 60,421^st in the world and 3,578^th in Osiris for Largest Governments, scoring 20.66 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.