Population | 1.957 billion |
Capital | Xybirskapol |
Leader | Bro Chai Man |
Faith | Scientific Atheism |
Currency | credit |
Animal | ant |
The People's Republic of Xybiria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bro Chai Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.957 billion Xybirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xybirskapol. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Xybirian economy, worth 299 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 152,962 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, gold stars and candy are said to be the best way to Bro Chai Man's heart, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, and the digital money revolution has cashed out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xybiria's national animal is the ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scientific Atheism.
Xybiria is ranked 192,887th in the world and 321st in Sophia for Most Extreme, scoring 15.54 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Xybiria, the digital money revolution has cashed out.
- : Following new legislation in Xybiria, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
- : Following new legislation in Xybiria, gold stars and candy are said to be the best way to Bro Chai Man's heart.
- : Following new legislation in Xybiria, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in Xybiria, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
- : Following new legislation in Xybiria, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
- : Following new legislation in Xybiria, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.
- : Following new legislation in Xybiria, each infantry rifle comes pre-loaded with a single white carnation in the barrel.
- : Following new legislation in Xybiria, military spending is on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in Xybiria, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.