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Nudest: 289thHighest Drug Use: 531stLargest Gambling Industry: 599th
The XXX of
Corporate Bordello
Xxx
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

XXX

Population25.842 billion

CapitalXXX
LeaderXXX
FaithXXX

Currencyxxx
Animalxxx

The XXX of XXX is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by XXX with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.842 billion XXXES are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XXX. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient XXXian economy, worth a remarkable 4,780 trillion xxxes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 184,991 xxxes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 621,905 per year while the poor average 40,802, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

The government thinks XXXES can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, and the XXXian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. XXX's national animal is the xxx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is XXX.

XXX is ranked 233,656th in the world and 7,165th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 23.18629071632 days.

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Nudest: 289thHighest Drug Use: 531stLargest Gambling Industry: 599thHighest Crime Rates: 763rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 871stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 978thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,469thMost Avoided: 1,584thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,685thMost Armed: 1,807thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,057thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,064thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,474thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,638thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,092ndHighest Economic Output: 3,584thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,610thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,428thRudest Citizens: 6,943rdLargest Populations: 7,154thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,948thLargest Retail Industry: 11,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,274thHighest Average Incomes: 12,669thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,527thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,180thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,738thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,725thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,278thSmartest Citizens: 28,048thLargest Publishing Industry: 29,260th
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Nudest: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 44th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 50th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 75th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 84th in the regionMost Avoided: 91st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 96th in the regionMost Armed: 96th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 105th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 122nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 142nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 168th in the regionFattest Citizens: 181st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 186th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 210th in the regionLargest Populations: 230th in the regionRudest Citizens: 314th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 336th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 415th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 533rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 581st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 606th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 745th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 752nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 853rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 890th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 910th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,012th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : XXX's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : XXX's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : XXX's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : XXX was refounded in Balder.
  • : XXX ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : XXX was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : XXX was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : XXX was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : XXX's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : XXX's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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