The Planetary Democratic State of Xenoslava is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Artyom Crypt with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 5.535 billion Xenoslavs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sahloknir. The average income tax rate is 65.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xenoslavan economy, worth 774 trillion Slices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,975 Slices, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, and it's never "just a game" with Xenoslavan sports fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenoslava's national animal is the Bullet Worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Red Wave.

Xenoslava is ranked 23,505^th in the world and 52^nd in United Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.54 law-abiding acts per hour.