The Principality of Xenon 135 is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 364 million Xenon 135ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Xenon 135ian economy, worth 8.89 trillion Radioactivities a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 24,427 Radioactivities, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
When the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the Xenon 135ian dark-plume goshawk, Leader will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, and newspapers print only headlines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenon 135's national animal is the Dead, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Xenon 135 is ranked 294,970th in the world and 1st in Xenon 135 for Nicest Citizens, with 1.26 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Xenon 135, newspapers print only headlines.
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Xenon 135, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
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Xenon 135, Leader will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges.
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Xenon 135, when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the Xenon 135ian dark-plume goshawk.
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Xenon 135, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
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Xenon 135, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Xenon 135ian military unleashed its biological weapons.
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Xenon 135, people are often woken up by rubbish music.
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Xenon 135, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Xenon 135' is a smash hit.
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Xenon 135 was banned from True Waskaria by
The Embajadas inmaculadas of Peoples of Waskar.
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Xenon 135 rejected a request from True Waskaria for an embassy with Xenon 135.