The LGBTQIA Swiftie 😜 of Xearnian Revolutionaries is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Meridith Grey with an even hand, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.205 billion Xearnian Revolutionariesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 铜陵. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The strong Xearnian Revolutionariesian economy, worth 201 trillion Volkmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 62,848 Volkmarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xearnian Revolutionaries's national animal is the Taylors Cat Swift and its national religion is Christianity.

Xearnian Revolutionaries is ranked 163,128^th in the world and 3^rd in Coloniam Solis for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.88 law-abiding acts per hour.