The Theocracy of Xealotstia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.702 billion Xealots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.8%.

The strong Xealous economy, worth 85.9 trillion Silver Tassels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 50,498 Silver Tassels, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour, the death penalty has been reintroduced, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and men's magazines give handy tips on the most effective way to throw heavy stones. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Xealotstia's national animal is the Desert Eagle.

Xealotstia is ranked 251,944^th in the world and 10,750^th in Balder for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.