by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 791stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 965thBest Weather: 1,293rd
The Eternal Land of
Father Knows Best State
If you search for the laws of harmony, you will find kn
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.478 billion

FaithThe Ogdoad


The Eternal Land of Xarrel is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Zacaroth with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.478 billion Xarrelians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rakatet. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Xarrelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,030 trillion Debens a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,036 Debens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xarrel's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Ogdoad.

Xarrel is ranked 53,238th in the world and 1,160th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 5.48 billion Capita.

Most Secular: 791stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 965thBest Weather: 1,293rdMost Influential: 1,432ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,754thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,866thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,079thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,114thLowest Crime Rates: 2,235thMost Developed: 2,239thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,372ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,379thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 3,084thSmartest Citizens: 3,519thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,886thLargest Governments: 4,022ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,192ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,563rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,979thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,214thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,661stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,132ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,563rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,847thHighest Average Incomes: 8,047thNicest Citizens: 8,197thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,699thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,169thMost Pacifist: 9,649thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,772ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,908thMost Inclusive: 10,079thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,146thSafest: 12,216thMost Cultured: 13,725thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,371stHighest Economic Output: 17,993rd
Most Secular: 43rd in the regionBest Weather: 93rd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 124th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 131st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 131st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 138th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 139th in the regionMost Developed: 139th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 145th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 190th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 198th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 206th in the regionLargest Governments: 216th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 256th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 284th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 298th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 343rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 358th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 378th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 379th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 384th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 388th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 390th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 413th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 449th in the regionNicest Citizens: 465th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 506th in the regionMost Pacifist: 567th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 574th in the regionMost Influential: 575th in the regionMost Inclusive: 593rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 630th in the regionMost Cultured: 699th in the regionSafest: 705th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 771st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xarrel was endorsed by The Empire of Teothopia.
  • : Xarrel was endorsed by The Empire of Rising Sakura.
  • : Following new legislation in Xarrel, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Xarrel, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in Xarrel, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Xarrel, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Xarrel was endorsed by The Hoppy of Praeceps.
  • : Xarrel was endorsed by The Republic of AmManies.
  • : Following new legislation in Xarrel, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
  • : Xarrel was endorsed by The Caspian Commonwealth of Dabarastan.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 196 » Dar es Saalam, Yaorozu, Corfad, Aerilia, Dreadton, Votak Matim, Guer Aike, Hamerica, Cretox State, Sikol, Nationeer, Newpromisedland, Zzozona, Prydania, Shibutani, Koda-Land, Heilhum Imperius, The Rhein States, Runeda, Holy Oranz, Territorio di Nessuno, The Iron Lions, Ethnon, Siwale, WeKnow, Morover, New Lakemba, Eywaan, Empy, Brucklania, The Tampa Bay Rays, McMasterdonia, Omnistria, Kragsgale, Vincone Cae, Republica Guilleana, Selfgradatude, El Fiji Grande, Amerian States, Notyoutopia, Loutsland, Harjad, Xyrron, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, Illusia and Neverendia, Daiz, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, and 146 others.Pallaith, Shadowrik, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Valentine Z, North Bratislava, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Ravendi, Chips and Guac, Joevala, Aeolist, Sunto, Hardscrabble, Unsophisticate, Highton Islands, Kranostav, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Orado, A Salmon Named Harold, Godwanna, Libertania Democratica, Xipher, Great Bights Mum, Simone Republic, Wilkshire, Draconian Progression, Liminyj, Solcius, Innocentic, Seanat, Madjack, Yokciq Empire, Former English Colony, Joodey, Zemper Macro, PotatoFarmers, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Pytong, Seenvorland, United Kahndaq, Bankowiata, Venicea, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, PEG, The Stratosphere Islands, Sevinland, Malta Comino Gozo, Imperial Pieserged, The Pantheons, Pasargad, Yellops, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kristalmaan, Jovian Knights, Demo Troplenia, Crusadam, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, East Akra, Odelinor, Strongwill, The Pleiads, Nodnarb, Chukstik Illahi, Ellbonnia, Climeria, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Glurponia, Wisconsota, His Enduring Majesty, Darkmondoria, Mon Island, Xentherida, Morgul, Planes, Zyvetskistaahn, Super Girl, The Endless Eventide, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Testnation223, Kromi, Moubarakistan, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Vesteysia, Clan Spaniel, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Figyjharli, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Wapistan, Svenskan, Dangine, Shotokonia, Travislavania, Siforpeo, Tyirza, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, Steampunk Ariel, Korean-Joseon, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Drash Mannistan, Novremia, Card Kingdom, Jaxikistan, Gafflebag, Kastonvia, Sopernia, Bearical, Fizban, Nova Arcania, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Capablanca, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Lionia, Logovets, The Calabash Protectorate, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Nimarya, Pazair, Que Lukustinardon, Zapiron, Palgo, Tringapore, Sahriastan, New Celoveniortan, Dabarastan, AmManies, Praeceps, Rising Sakura, and Teothopia.

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