The Commonwealth of Xarikistani Diplomat is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sebastian with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.271 billion Xarikistani enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Modvil. The average income tax rate is 29.5%.

The powerhouse Xarikistani economy, worth 213 trillion Xaris a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,011 Xaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, and roaming gangsters have been replaced by roaming drunkards. Crime is well under control. Xarikistani Diplomat's national animal is the Stimson's Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Xarikistani Diplomat is ranked 280,753^rd in the world and 15^th in Trading Cards for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -6.16 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.