The Land Over the Hill of Xandari is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.304 billion Xandari are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xandimyr. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Xandari economy, worth 130 trillion Courjitziens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 99,883 Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solid-gold toilets are Xandari prisons' least expensive furnishings, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xandari's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xandari is ranked 26,289^th in the world and 7^th in Aessui for Largest Governments, scoring 28.18 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.