The Republic of Wyndland is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.221 billion Wyndlanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highhaven. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wyndlandic economy, worth 407 trillion oriks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,621 oriks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder, citizens select which government department gets their income tax oriks each year, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wyndland's national animal is the grus cervicorubens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wyndland is ranked 114,642^nd in the world and 616^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,670.45 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.