The Kingdom of Womble 535 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.958 billion Womble 535ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong Womble 535ian economy, worth 465 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 38,908 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,769 per year while the poor average 2,439, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and you're only as old as you feel. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 535's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 535 is ranked 315,111^th in the world and 18,559^th in Chicken overlords for Most Authoritarian, with 1.33 milliStalins.