The Kingdom of Womble 16094 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.555 billion Womble 16094ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Womble 16094ian economy, worth 172 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 48,453 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 317,799 per year while the poor average 2,892, a ratio of 109 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 16094's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Womble 16094 is ranked 269,977^th in the world and 17,237^th in Chicken overlords for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 748.7 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.