The Kingdom of Womble 13296 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.924 billion Womble 13296ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Womble 13296ian economy, worth 270 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 45,726 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,711 per year while the poor average 2,866, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 13296's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 13296 is ranked 238,091^st in the world and 14,754^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.