The Kingdom of Womble 13276 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.843 billion Womble 13276ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The very strong Womble 13276ian economy, worth 276 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,243 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 172,710 per year while the poor average 9,166, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and the new Dove Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Womble 13276's national animal is the dove.

Womble 13276 is ranked 245,254^th in the world and 7,056^th in Chicken overlords for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 898.27 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.