The Kingdom of Womble15729 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.916 billion Womble15729ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.2%.

The strong Womble15729ian economy, worth 112 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 28,670 deniers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,857 per year while the poor average 1,768, a ratio of 105 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the tenet of free speech is held dear, organ donation is compulsory, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble15729's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble15729 is ranked 313,960^th in the world and 1,143^rd in Chicken overlords for Most Conservative, scoring 5.67 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.