The Mountain Wilderness of Wolveristan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.967 billion Wolveristanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Environment, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolveristanian economy, worth 641 trillion Candy Canes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Trout Farming, Retail, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 129,143 Candy Canes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,071,925 per year while the poor average 3,126, a ratio of 342 to 1.

The nation's peacekeeping efforts usually come with a healthy dose of pillaging, W-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, and manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Wolveristan's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wolveristan is ranked 40,279^th in the world and 19^th in Fukuoka for Most Pacifist, with 108 cheeks turned per day.