Population | 24.942 billion |
Capital | Magix |
Leader | Ms faragonda |
Faith | Bloom |
Currency | alphea |
Animal | bunny |
The Magic of Winx club is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ms faragonda with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 24.942 billion Winx Club have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Environment, Administration, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Education and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magix. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient A Girl of the Winx Club economy, worth an astonishing 10,264 trillion alpheas a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 411,545 alpheas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned bunnyball fields, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, and WC-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Winx club's national animal is the bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bloom.
Winx club is ranked 112,710th in the world and 6,769th in Lazarus for Most Conservative, scoring 66.33 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Winx club was endorsed by The Republic of Xoj.
- : Following new legislation in Winx club, WC-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements.
- : Following new legislation in Winx club, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Winx club, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
- : Following new legislation in Winx club, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned bunnyball fields.
- : Following new legislation in Winx club, pigs can fly but only in Economy Class.
- : Following new legislation in Winx club, the little guy plays a big role in A Girl of the Winx Club politics.
- : Following new legislation in Winx club, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
- : Following new legislation in Winx club, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
- : Following new legislation in Winx club, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 36 » Treadwellia, Aigania, Perchan, Burning Pants, The New California Republic, Rommanda, Praenestia, Port Flynt, Auralon, Nova Zemlya, Manaric, Aaecilia, TypoTech, The Celestial Lands, The Gelseen Hegemony, New Rogernomics, Fluffiness, Calption, Pepe Pip, Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, Steel Vagabonds, Wang Yao, Silver Minner, Literian, Caellip Major, Crusadis, Gold Sands, Cape Flower, Proserpino, Imkiville, ISLAMIC CALI, Extrememeasures, Schmedeswurtherwesterdeich, Feux, Free Market Buisnesses, and Xoj.